And Finally ... A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky. The landlord says: "Hey, we've got a whisky named after you." The horse replies: "What, George?"
A sickly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness.
He downs the lot and says to the barman: “I shouldn’t really be drinking this with what I’ve got?"
"Why, what have you got?"
"About £2 and a carrot.